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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Riddles

* Why is a cow's tail like the bosom of a swan?
Because irt grows down.

* What question can never be answered "Yes"?
"Are you asleep?"

* Why is a dog biting its tail like a good manager?
Because it makes both ends meet.

* Why do hens always lay eggs in the daytime?
Because at night they become roosters.

* The woods are two miles across. How far can you go into them?
One mile. After that, you are going out.

* What did one strawberry say to another?
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.

* What did one eye say to the other?
There's something between us that smells.

8:22 AM



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