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Thursday, January 06, 2005
Accidental English
After car accidents, the drivers are supposed to write out everything that happened so that their insurance companies can tell who was to blame. Sometimes the drivers are still in shock, and their reports don't make much sense. Those that follow are cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die true; they were copied from insurance forms by an honest man:
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The man was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the street when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of the way, when it struck the front of my car.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The man was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the street when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of the way, when it struck the front of my car.
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9:14 AM
