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Friday, December 03, 2004
Little Audrey
Little Audrey is the girl who just laughed and laughed as disaster struck her family, her friends, and herself. She was regularly killed, only to appear as lively as ever in another Little Audrey story:
Once upon a time little Audrey got lost on a desert island. Along came a big bunch of fierce cannibals and kidnapped her. They tied her up to a tree and started their pot boiling. Little Audrey knew they were going to make stew of her; so she looked around at those lean, hungry cannibals and counted them. There were nineteen. Little Audrey just laughed and laughed 'cause she knew she was not big enough to make enough stew to go around.
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One day Little Audrey was standing on the corner just acrying and acrying, when along came a cop who said, "Little Audrey, why are you crying?" And Little Audrey said, "Oh, I've lost my Papa!" The cop said, "Why, Little Audrey, I wouldn't cry about that. There's your papa right across the street, leaning against that bank building." Little Audrey was overjoyed; without even looking at the traffic she started across the street. Along came a big two-ton truck that ran over Little Audrey and killed her dead. The cop just laughed and laughed. He knew all the time that that was not Little Audrey's papa leaning against the bank building.
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One day Little Audrey was playing with matches. Her mama said, "Ummm, you better not do that." But Little Audrey was awfully disobedient; she kept right on playing with matches, and after a while she set the house on fire, and it burned right down to the ground. Mama and Little Audrey were looking at the ashes, and mama said, "Uh huh, I told you so! Now, young lady, just wait until your papa comes homes. You certainly will catch it!" Little Audrey just laughed and laughed. She knew all the time that papa had come home an hour early and had gone to bed to take a nap.
Sinukuan said...
hey...actually i didn't read your postings...*hehe* juz want to leave a message coz you passed by my blog right? my sincerest apology for my blog is still in the makin...*obviously*
anyway...nice "meetin'" you...
hope you read my blog as soon as i finish it...
*hihi*
Once upon a time little Audrey got lost on a desert island. Along came a big bunch of fierce cannibals and kidnapped her. They tied her up to a tree and started their pot boiling. Little Audrey knew they were going to make stew of her; so she looked around at those lean, hungry cannibals and counted them. There were nineteen. Little Audrey just laughed and laughed 'cause she knew she was not big enough to make enough stew to go around.
---
One day Little Audrey was standing on the corner just acrying and acrying, when along came a cop who said, "Little Audrey, why are you crying?" And Little Audrey said, "Oh, I've lost my Papa!" The cop said, "Why, Little Audrey, I wouldn't cry about that. There's your papa right across the street, leaning against that bank building." Little Audrey was overjoyed; without even looking at the traffic she started across the street. Along came a big two-ton truck that ran over Little Audrey and killed her dead. The cop just laughed and laughed. He knew all the time that that was not Little Audrey's papa leaning against the bank building.
---
One day Little Audrey was playing with matches. Her mama said, "Ummm, you better not do that." But Little Audrey was awfully disobedient; she kept right on playing with matches, and after a while she set the house on fire, and it burned right down to the ground. Mama and Little Audrey were looking at the ashes, and mama said, "Uh huh, I told you so! Now, young lady, just wait until your papa comes homes. You certainly will catch it!" Little Audrey just laughed and laughed. She knew all the time that papa had come home an hour early and had gone to bed to take a nap.
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1:19 PM
Sinukuan said...
hey...actually i didn't read your postings...*hehe* juz want to leave a message coz you passed by my blog right? my sincerest apology for my blog is still in the makin...*obviously*
anyway...nice "meetin'" you...
hope you read my blog as soon as i finish it...
*hihi*
