jun tan tec: Punctuation puzzles

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Punctuation puzzles

Everything in the sentence that follows is right except for the punctuation. Change the punctuation, without shifting a single word, so that the sentence will make sense.

When I was looking out of the window, I saw a fire engine climbing a wall; I saw a swallow drinking soda; I saw a baby bigger than a house; I saw the sun as green as cheese; I saw the grass drinking beer; I saw two men as drunk as I.

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The meaning of the two sentences below changes with the punctuation:

A clever dog knows its master.
A clever dog knows it's master.

Do not break your bread, or roll in your soup.
Do not break your bread or roll in your soup.

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